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#VISVITA ALOE VERA DRINK COCONUT LICENSE#

When you submit a review, you are granting me an irrevocable license to print your review with minor modifications as described above, and agreeing that your work will be posted under the same licensing terms. Legal stuff: This blog is covered under a Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution-Share Alike (BY-SA) license, which basically means that you can use material from the blog (including for commercial purposes) as long as attribution is given, and that you can create derivative works as long as those works are covered undersimilar licensing terms. I will post reviews as submitted, with editing only for length (if unreasonable) and content (I don't want this to be an adults-only blog). If you find a bottle in your local shop, buy it and enjoy. Oh, no! Fragments of nameless horrors have gathered on my esophagus and coalesced into a formless, horrid something that's taking over my brain! The Koreans have poisoned me with their strange gelatinous aloe vera mind-control drink! Seriously, it's a pretty good drink for being basically a bottle of mashed up aloe plants, which, incidentally, aren't native to Korea. I think it would be good with vodka or rum. After a while, the aloe vera juice tastes like drinking a liquified stick of citrus Orbit gum. Hooray! I still have six hours left on my shift. A quick Google search for Aloe vera juice informed me that this stuff might be slightly diuretic. The first sip was actually pretty good, despite the gelatinous bits of 'aloe crush' floating in it. When I opened the bottle, I got a whiff of what I can only describe as a 'mediciney citrus' smell. On my way into work a couple of hours ago, I bought a bottle of Visvita Juice House Aloe Vera Juice for $1.19 from an Albertson's supermarket in Texas. Let's call it 2.5.Ĭough rating: 1.5 doesn't make me want to puke, but somehow, I feel as if it should. But I'd recommend quaffing quickly, so the fragments of nameless horrors don't have a chance to get a grip on the walls of your esophagus, coalesce into something formless and horrid, and take over your brain. The overall taste is good-lime/orange citrus, mellow, with a pleasant smoothness. JAT: 'It's very hard to explain.' *swigs, discovers bit of slimy goo.* 'What's this stuff?' And just as off-putting now as they were then. Very similar to what was in the Tsubutsubu Jelly Drink. In solution, it looks like tiny scraps of paper. The taste is pretty nice, actually.and then I feel the first of the little bits of floaty gunk hit my lip. Actually, it smells a lot like the Trident I'e been chewing lately.' K-i-C: 'Have you ever looked into an emesis tray?' JAT: 'Clear, with a bunch of greenish-grey.stuff.' Where: Purchased at Mitsuwa Market, West Los Angeles, CAĬolor: Very, very pale green, almost clear. HULK QUAFF! AND NOW HULK SOOTHED WITH NICE SKIN! Really, given the color of the bottle (bright lime green), and the ingredients (Power and Crush), this is some sort of Weird Hulk Juice. I'm not sure of that's the Aloe Gel Power or Aloe Crush I'm guessing the Crush, not knowing what raw Power looks like.

It is chock-full of floating wisps of some lacy, translucent stuff. Further evidence of the Weirdness of this beverage can be found simply by looking at it. And soon, its power shall be MINE! ALL MINE! MUA HA HA HA HA! THEY CALLED ME MAD AT OXFORD, TOO!Įr. This drink contains-and I quote (bold emphasis is mine)-Īloe Vera Gel Power (12%), Aloe Vera Crush (8%), Corn Syrup, Citric Acid, Calcium Lactate, Vitamin C, WaterĪpparently, they found a way to extract the Gel Power from aloe vera. Looking at the ingredients list, the Weirdness becomes even more evident. Perhaps between a topical gel and a Weird aloe vera beverage, I can deal with the burn from both sides? Aloe vera seemed appropriate at that point, but it never occurred to me to try an internal route of administration. (While I am expert in quaffing Weird things, a cook I am not). The other day, I sustained minor burns to my hands in an ill-fated attempt to make chili in the Lab kitchen. It is distributed by Chimex Produce Co., and is a 'Product of Korea', so I'm not sure exactly what role Visvita plays in the process.but that's beside the point. Yes indeed, a bottle of Aloe Vera juice, from a company called Visvita. But that doesn't mean we're short on Weirdness-oh, no, certainly not. For some reason, at the moment we here at the Lab are long on non-Soda juices.

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